This long out-of-print underground cult classic returns, better than ever! The Commemorative 6,000th Anniversary Edition has been expanded to 212 pages (from the measly 48 pages of the 1990 edition), with loads of new mind-meltingly psychedelic images and all-new chapters. More densely packed with weirdness and bizarro logic than a black hole with a sense of humor, the Biscuit Bible is unlike anything else you've ever read.

READ WHAT THE CRITICS HAVE TO SAY:

"The Biscuit Bible picks up where Tim Leary leaves off."
                            -Mike Gunderloy, Factsheet Five magazine

"This is way over my head."
                            -Thurston Moore, guitarist, Sonic Youth

"Read and destroy."
                            -Henry Rollins, Black Flag, Rollins Band, IFC TV

• 212 pages • Fully illustrated • 6 x 9" format •



TABLE OF CONTENTS

Foreword, by Dr. Philo Drummond
Introduction           

THE NUCLEAR PLATYPUS BISCUIT BIBLE
Canto I: Biscuitus       
Canto II: The Gospel of the Nuclear Platypus   
Interregnum: And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors:
Quing’s Interdimensional House of One-Sided Pancakes   
Canto III: The Gospel of Quxxxzxxx          
Canto IV: The Apocryphal Gospel of the Nuclear Platypus
Canto V: Yet Another Gospel of Quxxxzxxx       
Canto VI: Neuteronomy: Leroy “Wicker” Lincoln: A Cautionary Tale
Canto VII: BisQuitus
   
APPENDICES
Appendix I: How to Visualize the God-Biscuit   
Appendix II: Mathematical Proof of the Existence of the God-Biscuit
Appendix III: The Nature of Physical Reality
Appendix IV: The Nature of Bodily and Spiritual Existence
Appendix V: A Concise Primer on the Relativity of Space/Time
Appendix VI: Can You Pass the Biscuit Test?
Appendix VII: How to Understand Appendix VII
Appendix VIII: The Horrific Truth About Paperclips
Appendix IX: The Charlie Daniels Code   
Appendix IX.1: The Devil Went Down to Georgia: The Binary Code Translation   
Appendix X: The (Relative) Truth About Quing   
Appendix XI: The Holy Books of the Biscuitist Canon
Appendix XII: A CosmoGirl! Profile of the God-Biscuit
Appendix XIII: Meditations on the 24 Dimensions of the God-Biscuit
Appendix XIV: Rigorous and Logic-Based Proof that Death Does Not Exist: The Fuddite Translation   
Appendix XV: God-Biscuit’s Instructions to You, the Faithful
About the Author
Bibliography   
Acknowledgments
Legal Disclaimers
Index

E Pluribus Biscuitus
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