Welcome to the planet's only authorized website for The Nuclear Platypus Church of Arglebargle, the world's oldest and largest Biscuit cult. Founded in the year 4200 B.C. by the venerable Pope Corncobbus the First, we are the propounders of the blessed tome, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible: A Spritual Guide for the Disciples of Biscuitism, to the yearning masses of planet Earth.
The brand new edition of The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible is finished and available now! 212 pages in length, available in both hardcover and softcover, the new edition has been thoroughly revised and rewritten, with all-new chapters, scores of brand new eyeball-meltingly bizarre illustrations, and all kinds of great stuff. In addition to the One True Story of the history of the universe and of human civilization, bonus material includes Biscuitist prayers and hymns, excerpts from secret Renaissance-era Biscuitoid musicals, a thorough Index, the long-supressed CosmoGirl interview with the God-Biscuit, and arguments you can use to convince skeptics, apostates and blasphemers that the universe is indeed a fashion-obsessed hermaphroditic 24-dimensional Biscuit with a mild speech impediment (since rectified). At last you too can learn the truth about The Great Porridge Famine of 212,000 B.C. that wiped out the mythic creatures and fairy tale animals!
Don't miss out on this opportunity to order The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible, a long out-of-print underground cult classic and a definite contender for weirdest book of all time! After only one reading you'll be able to say to your friends, lovers and colleagues, "You may be weird, but I'm mutated."
Huzzah! Praise the Glory of the God-Biscuit!
